Humour Competition 2011 “It is hard to be humble when you are perfect in every way. I can’t wait to look in the mirror ‘cos I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me!” Scott Davis wrote this 60’s song just for me ... To be humble as I never makes mistakes, For the rest of you gentlemen ... to err is human and to blame has management potential! Madam Chairman, dear Judges and especially ladies, you will agree that tonight you look at the ultimate in male beauty. Tall, dark and very, very handsome. I have muscles in places where you guys do not even have places!! A specimen of eternal youth. I tend to live forever ,.. so far so good!. Not so obvious is that I also had sophisticated surgery recently to enlarge my skull by 30% to accommodate the need for room for my ever expanding brain. For the rest of you ;it is scary as the brain never stops working until we start speaking in public. Gentlemen: eat your heart out, you will never make it! You...